A word to Kevin

Kevin, you have it all wrong. You're a single young Catholic gentleman. If you find yourself being chased by thousands of charismatic ladies, it is not because they want your head on a stick. Rather it is because they want your ring around their finger. It is well known among charismatic Catholic lasses that next to canon lawyers, Ecclesia Dei trad-lads make the best boyfriends. After all, they court secundum norma iuris!